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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do."

"Facebook is where you'll find people sharing screenshots of sarcastic tweets and commenting ""stupid""."

"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."

"What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor"

"What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly."

"My neighbor's 3 favorite films of all time: 3.) ""10,000,000 Explosions"" 2.) ""Army Guys Yelling At Each Other"" 1.) ""Subwoofer:The Movie"""

"Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book. Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear."

"Donuts 360GlazeitFaggot"

"Johnny Depps wife filed for divorce, thanks a lot Australia! This is why nice people don't visit you!"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""