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"Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas."
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"what did little billy get when he stumbled upon r/twoxchromosome? Cancer."
"I bet pain pills are really disappointing to masochists not familiar with the language."
"I really need someone to follow me around Target to say ""No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."""
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"What's the difference between a Zippo and a Hippo? One is heavy, and one is a little lighter"
"How do you greet people at a funeral? Mourning, everybody!"