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Joke of the Day
"My only real accomplishment in life is knowing all the words to Coolio's ""gangsta's paradise""."
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"What is the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? One goes **Whack** ""Shit!"" and the other goes ""Shit!"" **Whack**"
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean."
"If four out of five people suffer from radiation poisoning... Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?"
"Your so bald your bald"
"What is everyone using to scrape ice off their windscreen? This morning I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.....!!"
"Alarm clock that releases spiders... NOW you're up. Million dollar idea."
"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"
"If I'm ever on life support, I want to be unplugged. And then plugged back in to see if that helps"