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Joke of the Day

"Job interview: ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't think honesty is a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""

"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"

"You're 15 and miss the 90's? Yeah, I'm sure those were the best 2 years of your life. Shitting in your pants and eating dirt."

"I have a habit of 5 starring bad movies on amazon because if I wasted 90+ minutes on that crap, I want you to suffer too."

"Jesus was such a player.... ...he was laid in a manger"

"My friend told me this one. 18+ inside, nsfw. 19"

"What is the highest point in Israel? Mountain Dew."

"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."

"My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father's Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card."

"Wanna hear my favorite 4/20 joke? Heh... what?"