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Joke of the Day
"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."
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"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."
"A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bar tender here?'"
"I often say to myself, ""I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"""
"Murder is legal if it happens after a morning person says ""WELL WELL WELLLLLL LOOK WHO FINALLY GOT UP"""
"Just saw someone holding a sign that said ""Honk 2 impeach Obama"" You'd think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated"
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"I was a house painter for five years I didn't think I'd ever finish that fucking house"
"You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes. Why don't they just get taller girls?"
"Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!"