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"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."
"Astronauts are the only people who followed through on what they wanted to be when they grew up."
"If I get married, I'd take my wife to a deserted island on our honeymoon. On our 15th anniversary, I'd return to pick her up. Maybe."
"What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts"
"What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey? A Tryptophanatic."
"My reaction to winning a billion dollars wouldn't even come close to my 5 year old's reaction when I told him that there's no school today."
"I saw an Indian asleep on the train, noticed the little red dot on his forehead, and thought, ""Is he on standby?"""
"How does a black girl know shes pregnant? When all the cotton is picked off her tampon."
"How do you make a feminist angry You don't, they come that way"