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Joke of the Day

"[getting escorted out of zoo] ""I just wanted to see if the panda knew kung fu like in the movie"""

"What's the difference between a lobster with a boob job and a Greyhound terminal? One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station."

"How many ""suh dudes"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. It's already lit fam."

"Why do little dogs shake so much? They have Barkinson's"

"Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases? because they're inbred"

"What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say? White Flower"

"I changed my Ipod's name to Titanic Its Syncing"

"Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs? Because it was too steep."

"They say not to go to the grocery store when you're hungry, but I ran out of food and few days ago, and it's just getting worse. :("

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."