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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla? He didn't want to taco 'bout it"
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"My dog I bought myself a dog the other day. It's a cross between a shih tzu and a poodle. When people ask me what breed it is I tell them it's a shit poo"
"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'."
"So I ordered some General Pao chicken They gave me a bowl of false promises."
"It irks me when my wife doesn't fold my shirts the way I like. It irks her when I do a bunch of drugs & destroy our family. Potato Po-tah-to"
"My phone doesn't auto capitalize the 'G' in god but it auto capitalizes the 'K' in Kevin. So now I worship Kevin."
"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"
"What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night? An Airbus A320."
"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."