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Joke of the Day
"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."
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"There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What did the lesbian vampires say to each other? Seeya next month!"
"Jobs: You Need To Have Your BA *got BA Jobs: you need 5yrs experience *5years later Jobs: You need a MA *Got MA Jobs: we need some1 young"
"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."
"[baby throws up all over the couch] Cmon dude, I let you live here for free"
"Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise cock"
"Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get myself new clothes. They smell a little bit but at least they're free."
"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"
"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""