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Joke of the Day
"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."
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"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""
"Snake and the lizard Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns out they moved. Yeah, they scored an upscale apartment."
"Do you know what my grandmother would be doing today if she was alive Scratching at her coffin"
"Tattoos are like dead babies Even if you peel the skin, they're still there"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the parking lot."
"What do 0/10 little boys enjoy? Catholic priests"
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."
"Chocolate P Women only like three things. 1. Chocolate 2. Penis 3.Chocolate Penis"