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Joke of the Day
"What's the temperature in Motown right now? Three degrees, four tops"
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"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of beer? All of them"
"Dirtiest, raunchiest, most racist joke you've got: I'll start - What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn? Stop laughing and reload"
"Remember when there was nothing to check and no device to check it on and all you did was live your life?"
"I saw a guy struggling with the frozen vending machine trying to get some ice cream. Really paralleled my attempts to reach my ex-girlfriend's heart."
"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."
"Imagine if last names were invented now, so instead of ""Smith"" and ""Baker,"" we had ""Frontenddeveloper"" and ""Socialmediaconsultant."""
"Who does Santa think he is, judging me?! I might be naughty, but he's fat."
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"