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Joke of the Day
"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""
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"Don't post negative things here Electrons"
"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."
"Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams and then finding out that she eats spaghetti with a knife."
"A bar walks upto a bar... Hows that even possible"
"Samsung will no longer use the name ""Galaxy"" name on the Note 7... From now on, it's the Samsung Supernova 7."
"If someone calls you fat... Just turn the other chin."
"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"
"What did the flatulent man say to the preacher during confession? Forgive me Father, for i have wind."
"""Those who can't do, teach..."" And those who can't teach... [teach gym.](/spoiler)"