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Joke of the Day
"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""
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"Which dance moves are the most sparkling? Congas!"
"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""
"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"
"""Say hello to my knitted friend!"" -Scarfface"
"GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion."
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
"What's one thing a woman can never say no to? Rape."
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""
"[I am wearing a wedding gown at work] BOSS: Do you have a minute to chat in my office? ME: [lifting veil] I do"