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Joke of the Day

"This guy at the bar yells in my face ""Have you been sleeping with my wife?!""... I said ""No, she's always awake when I'm over there"""

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA"

"Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes? They go off on tangents."

"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""

"If you get butterflies in your stomach You should probably stop eating insects"

"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."

"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."

"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"

"My wife asked me to stop singing wonderwall. I said maybe."

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."