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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!"
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"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"
"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"
"How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than three because the basement is still dark! *(Just heard this today, even though I know it's probably old!)*"
"I love Al Pacino. But it's his brother Cap that really gets me going."
"When an eel bites your thigh... ...as you're just swimming by that's a moray."
"I asked an LAPD officer to tell me a joke All he said was ""Black teenagers civil rights"""
"If someone says they're going to quit their job to become a stand-up comedian, ... Are you supposed to laugh?"
"""We need a solid plan to defeat ISIS."" Galaxy Note 7: I have an idea"
"What was Nero's favorite kind of sandwich? A Plebeian J"