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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK? They both make black men run faster."

"I want to open a Reserve to breed, arm and train West Lowland Gorillas to fight Jihadists. I'm going to call it Boko Harambe"

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"I was going to tell a dead baby joke... But some people don't get prop humour."

"The number one problem in the world today is apathy. But who cares?"

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"Really, Weather Guy? It's gonna be a ""pleasant"" weekend? How about you go to Stacy's baby shower and report back."

"What do you call a Five Guys restaurant in Africa? 3 Guys"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Stuffed into a bag. Slung over the side of a mule. And brought to me by Juan Valdez."

"Saturday usually #followfriday"