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Joke of the Day
"Doctors gave me an IQ test at the hospital. The results were negative."
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"""You think I'm smart, right?"" Not tonight baby, I'm too tired to fight. Annnd that's how the fight started."
"A man had sex with a baby horse [nsfw] He was clearly into pedo-filly-a"
"Puts German chocolate in the fridge last night, this morning it's taken over the area that the polish sausage was in.."
"I just submitted my penis as ""Innovator of the Year"" in 2009, for his pioneering work in solving womens hunger."
"what type of beer does a hemorrhoid enjoy? pilesner"
"There is no life on earth without water.nBecause without water, there is no coffee.nAnd without coffee, I'll kill you all."
"Tom Brady says on the sidelines after throwing his 2nd pick of the superbowl... ......tom: I can't handle the air pressure."
"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."