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Joke of the Day

"""You think I'm smart, right?"" Not tonight baby, I'm too tired to fight. Annnd that's how the fight started."

"I read a book about a transsexual woman with a speech impediment.. It was titled 'Man or Myth'"

"What is the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on."

"Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons."

"Sometimes I wish I was like my calendar, it always has dates."

"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."

"Falling from a Window by Eileen Dowt"

"I hope that one day I am as fearless as a New York City Pigeon."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Wait a sec...I am gay"

"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."