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Joke of the Day

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"My philosophy to everything I do are governed by the three E's Excellence, Efficiency, and Intelligence"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."

"2 Scottish cows in a field: which one is on holiday? The one with the wee calf."

"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"[HR office] HR: you know why you're here, right? Me: HR: you can't ""contract"" Down's Syndrome & you can't call in sick with it"

"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"

"What's the difference between Reddit and Voat? Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site."

"My fast joke Are you a human or a dog"