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Joke of the Day

"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."

"Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen."

"If I knew then what I know now, I would have been a really creepy, sexually frustrated toddler."

"Pregnant by Jesus How come my wife never gets pregnant when Jesus screws her? Because she tells Him to come into her heart."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"

"Man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac.... He said "" can i have a drink and one for the road"""

"A Jewish kid asks his father if he can borrow $30... The father says, ""$30! Do you have any idea how much money $20 is? Where am I going to get $10?"

"Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes please What's the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well you won't be empty-handed will you!"

"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"

"Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling? He had an Inconvenient Tooth."