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Joke of the Day
"Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was assalted."
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"everyone on the saturday night live thing pronounced it sarynyelive"
"Best Boss to Employee Convo Boss: Have you typed the paper I needed yet? Employee: I'm sorry, I don't know how to type paper. Boss: I'll help you, but the paper might be pink."
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"If a man with no arms has a gun, is he armed?"
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