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Joke of the Day
"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"
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"I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor... ...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
"What's a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
"*hands stranger a condom S: I don't need this Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak"
"If your uncle jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?"