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Joke of the Day
"The hardest part about online dating... Finding someone who clicks with you."
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"A wise man once said that nothing really dies, it just comes back in a new form Then he died."
"A pirate with Alzheimer's sold his parrot The next day he woke up and shouted ""Where's my ship!?"""
"Orange is the new white rest are black."
"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."
"Muy Picante: What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"
"What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy? For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name.."
"Why did the man have to sell his hospice? It was a dying business."
"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"
"Trump is opting not to have celebrities at his inauguration in the same way that I opted not to take any cheerleaders to prom."