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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"

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"How's banging a fat chick like riding a scooter? They're both a lot of fun until your friends catch you."
"Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in? A: A noose."
"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."
"[offensive] jews KNOCK KNOCK Who's there Nazi Nazi who? Who killed the jews? Natz me."
"Which fictional lawyer has he smallest penis? Fatticus Inch"
"Sally Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (Reader says who's there) Not Sally."
"Me: Woohoo, I survived Thanksgiving! I can relax now. Anxiety: Haha...Christmas."
"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"
"What rock group has four guys and no singers? Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day! http://i.imgur.com/N8LF0HU.png"
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