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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite firework? M80"
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"A Doomsday Clock representing the dangers to humanity has symbolically been set to three minutes to midnight I guess you could say we are at... Threat Level Midnight"
"A guy just offered to buy me a drink. I declined, but heard him say lesbo to his pal. I replied ""Only for you, baby"". Now he feels special."
"""...any reason why these 2 should not be married, speak now or..."" They're engagement photo only got 21 likes on Facebook! *crowd GASPS*"
"You ask me if I'm drunk? Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone."
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"
"Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
"Asians are such bad drivers.. I'm beginning to think Pearl Harbor was an accident."
"Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one."
"Spare ticket for Dynamo next Thursday They all Shocked to looked"