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Joke of the Day

"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""

"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"

"What is the difference between a black Jew and a white Jew? Black Jews have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year? ram a man"

"I really need to find a boyfriend. Guy at poker table was like ""This is my girlfriend, Kayla,"" and I was like, ""This is my sandwich, Ham."""

"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."

"What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!"

"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"

"i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach"

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."