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Joke of the Day

"Adele joined my evening class. She sits at the back silently, we don't talk about her. She's the elephant in the room."

"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard? The Stones say ""hey you get off of my cloud!"" The Shepard says ""hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"""

"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."

"*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn"

"If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest damnit! KNEES TO CHEST"

"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"

"Asked my son what he wanted for dinner. He said cheese. A good mom doesn't let her kid eat cheese for dinner. This cheese is delicious."

"My Siamese twin told me a hilarious joke earlier. I almost pissed himself"

"Why did 8 break up with 7? Because 7 always came first!!!"

"It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall."