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Joke of the Day
"San Andreas is just like Godzilla only Godzilla is invisible"
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"What do you call an exploding monkey? a BA-BOOM!"
"Joke I told my one-eyed coworker today: Me: What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye? Him: I give up Me: A terrorst"
"Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle...."
"Why do historians say Hitler was a great mathematician? He could always find the final solution"
"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."
"People ask me why I don't like spoons. Idk why really. They just seem pointless to me."
"This guy goes to the Olympics and sees a guy carrying a long pole. He asks - Are you a pole vaulter? Guy replies - No I'm German, and my name is Hans."
"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? If you answered ""I don't know."" I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up."
"What is the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family."