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Joke of the Day

"What did one boob say to the other boob? Hey man, if we don't get some support soon they're gonna think we're nuts!"

"What does Hilter get when he's scared? The hebrewgeebies"

"9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund."

"I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits."

"I text back embarrassingly fast or three days later there is no in-between."

"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"

"I want to make a puzzle that says ""Get a job"" after its completed."

"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."

"Did you hear about Instagram, the weed delivery service? nm was thinking of Instantgram"

"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."