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Joke of the Day

"My wife said we each needed to make sacrifices to make our relationship work. She was less than impressed with the dead goat I left in our kitchen."

"Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?"

"I'm going skiing in Colorado. They say there are a lot of blacks there. But there are a lot of blues and greens as well, so I should be okay."

"What do you call a blunt spear? Piontless!"

"How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla? A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla."

"What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus? ""Nailed it!"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who? Cymbals have horns and others don't !"

"what's common between a puppy and a good book ? both are easy to pick up but hard to put down"

"What kinds of boobs are popular in the workplace? Pos-tits."

"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""