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Joke of the Day

"How do you find an obese woman's vagina in the dark? Go through the folds of fat until you smell shit, then go back one."

"Don't make fun of Kanye when he's talking to his reflection That would be two Yeezy"

"What kind of Bee is full of milk? A BooBee."

"When someone tells me they're sick I try to make them feel better with a story about my own sickness that was much worse and many years ago."

"Q: Why does a dog wag it's tail? - A: No one else will do it for them"

"You're a unit of power Harry ""Im a watt?"""

"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."

"Chuck Norris went down to the crossroads just to pimp-slap the devil."

"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"

"Roses... Roses are red violets are blue - I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."