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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck"

"What did the slut's left leg say to the slut's right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."

"What is orange and sounds like a carrot A carrot"

"[2 detectives are at a murder scene] ""my god Wilkins. Are you thinking what im thinking?"" ... ""a lasagne driving a car?"" ""Exactly"""

"(real news) A tech company has announced they are close to perfecting a flying car. The company says the car should be ready by the year 2000."

"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny. They just don't work."

"What is the Difference between Michael Jackson and a Grocery Bag? One is made of Plastic and a Danger to Children and the other one you put your Groceries in.. Ba dum Ching"

"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."