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Joke of the Day

"When I see a girl with a lot of makeup, I just wanna to use my finger & write `""WASH ME""` on her face."

"Remember when racism meant a political candidate wasn't viable? That was weird."

"when they read side effects in prescription drug commercials they should show the actors actually suffering from them instead of canoeing"

"What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew"

"- Baby, do you think I have too much makeup on? - That depends. Are you gonna try to kill Batman?"

"I went into hospital for keyhole surgery. I woke up with lock-jaw. The nurses are still looking into it."

"Knock Knock... Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*"

"Whenever It Rains, My Wife Just Stands At The Window Looking Kind Of Sad Maybe I Should Let Her In"

"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."

"How many gay guys can sit on a stool? Four, if you flip it upside down."