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Joke of the Day
"Three men decide to have a threesome It's tough finding six women."
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"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"
"Scientists say you're more likely to die of what your grandparents died of rather than your parents If anyone sees any German snipers let me know"
"Happy 34% of Americans Tuesday."
"A Girl In London Two men in a bar. One says ""A girl I met in London gave me a sexually transmitted disease"". His mate replies ""you were lucky, in Yorkshire you would have had to pay for it!"""
"What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle tire? The bicycle tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it."
"There is a mathematical theory for good sex The heat of the meat is directly proportional to angle of the dangle given that the mass of the ass is constant."
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."
"Girls and Catholic priests atleast have one thing in common, they both have a thing for immature assholes"
"What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl? Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed."