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Joke of the Day
"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"
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"Not to brag, but Netflix recommends certain movies just for me."
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"Why can't ghosts make babies? They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out."
"Water is the most precious drink Because without it we can't make coffee"
"What does an old woman's qwiffy taste life? Depends ."
"What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break."
"""If you can't handle me at my diddliest, you don't deserve me at my doodliest."" -Ned Flanders"
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"Greatest joke ever !!! My life"