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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who?"
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"If kids get their mouths washed out with soap for saying naughty words are we supposed to wash their hands for typing them?"
"A Chinese acrobat/protester somersaulted over the police line in Hong Kong and was pepper sprayed. The crowd declared, ""That was a-mace-ing!"""
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... ...She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"". So he stabs her & nicks her purse."
"Me: Want to see me do The Robot? Friend: Sure. Me: Friend: Why aren't you moving? Me: Updating software."
"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."
"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"
"Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives? It takes four years to get an election."
"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."
"Sometimes I worry about the kid who always carried a yoyo in high school"