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Joke of the Day

"In a physio waiting room amongst athletes comparing their stories. I can't wait until my turn when I tell them I slept wrong on my pillow."

"I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crewcut ! Crewcut who? Crewcut and I'm the only one left !"

"When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? When they lose their haunting licenses."

"I don't think this bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups on my desk is making me as indispensable to the workplace as I had hoped."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"

"Why Did Hitler Quit Drinking? It made him angry."

"If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood."

"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."

"""The captain of the Titanic just checked into an iceberg on Foursquare with 2,224 other people."" - Twitter, 1912"