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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate? He already told you so."
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"What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor? A Chair-ity!"
"My 95 year old grandpa was prescribed viagra... To stop him pissing on his slippers and rolling out of bed."
"I was going to make a chemistry joke... but I didn't know if it would get a positive reaction."
"Why aren't any transvestites astronauts? Because in space, there's no drag.^please^dont^hurt^me."
"*Throws Pizza party *B.Y.O.Pizza *Gather All the pizza's *Kicks everyone out."
"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"
"Walked into the gym and did 1 push up in front of everyone, then ripped off my shirt and walked out grunting 'You did it. You did it.'"
"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: I have a boyfriend."
"What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? ""Some asshole has my pen!"""