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Joke of the Day
"Why are turds tapered on the ends? so your asshole doesn't slam shut"
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"Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten"
"What's the difference between a musician and a suicide bomber? A musician wears his heart on his sleeve. A suicide bomber wears his spleen on your shoes."
"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"
"Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas"
"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"
"Donald Trump What a joke!"
"How do you kill a redneck? Wait until he's fucking his sister, then cut the brakes on his house."
"FOUND: IPod Touch 4G, 32GB, white. Must be able to match the naked pics I found in the photos."
"Every time I cook risotto I feel like Gordon Ramsey is going to walk in and scream at me."