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Joke of the Day
"Me: Hello darkness my old friend Darkness: I have a boyfriend."
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"Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?"
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"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? A computer doesn't complain when you push a 3 1/2"" floppy into it."
"What was John Lennons final hit? The pavement"
"What did Ciderella say when she got to the Ball? ""*-Gag*-"""
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