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Joke of the Day

"I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please."" Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK"

"I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine"

"The poor sentence got hurt while riding his bike... He got his dangling modifier stuck in the chain."

"This LSD may be taking a turn, but I think this pony rabbit is a piece of shit insurance salesman."

"A black, a Jew, and a gay enter a bar.. .. made you look"

"Why did the algae end up at school? She wanted to buy an algae bra."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends quicker for fat people."

"My son is explaining why my daughter is crying but I'm not buying it as I don't think she can even say, ""Please kick me in the face""."

"What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok."

"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"