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Joke of the Day
"I just want a woman that will look out for me while I'm shaking the vending machine"
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"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, ""Can I park here?"" ... ... ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"Listening to music can be dangerous... Some of the notes are sharp."
"Humour is what separates us from the animals. And the feminists."
"A horse walks into the bar... The bartender asks: ""why the long penis""?"
"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."
"I got arrested for sexually assaulting my teacher I was homeschooled"
"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"My stepladder is so great, I'm almost glad my ladders got divorced."