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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"

"Having an elliptical in my living room has improved my health. Moving it out of the way when I lay down to watch TV burns like 25 calories"

"So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then the other 364 days are for me, right?"

"What else can you call pictures depicting children sexually? Underdeveloped photos."

"Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge? One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)"

"What do you call a group of kangaroos? A Kangacrew"

"Why did Peter Parker get fired? He spent all day on the web."

"St. Patrick's Day is like 420 for alcoholics."

"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."

"Alcohol goes in, truth comes out."