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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
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"Where do I see myself in ten years? I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*"
"Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?"
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene."
"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"
"People assume I have a small penis because I have a Ferrari. It's actually the other way round."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a gun to it's head and tell it to."
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her."
"When Bruce Jenner changed sex's. I thought damn... he's Trans-Jenner?"
"You'd think nursing a child would go by quickly... ...but it feels like a maternity."