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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the Americans play chess? Because they're missing two towers."
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"Why are French guns the best to buy? They've never been fired, and only dropped once."
"My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed. Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists."
"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."
"7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries."
"Just finished my Sexual Violence Prevention and Awareness Training. It was very informative and I feel much safer. Plus I totally raped the quiz at the end, 100%."
"How Long is a Chinese name. It's not a question."