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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the Americans play chess? Because they're missing two towers."
Next Joke
"Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love."
"What's the worst thing to hear during sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"Some random farmer stole all of my wheat. Talk about ill-gotten grains."
"Why are redneck murder cases the hardest to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there are no dental records."
"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"
"My brother just threw a carton of milk at me wtf , how dairy"
"I like my coffee like my humor. I drink tea."
"Went for ""a walk"" today, like some kind of prehistoric moron."
"Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!"