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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry."

"I recently started playing the triangle for a reggae band... ...I just stand at the back and ting..."

"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."

"Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty."

"I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years."

"What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr"

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer? I actually care when my computer crashes."

"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"

"why doe s porn hub even have a share to google + button? I dont want any one to know i have a google +..."