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Joke of the Day

"Why when geese fly in a V formation is one side longer than the other? Because it has more geese in it."

"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"

"What's the simplest way to prevent rape? Consent."

"[airport] For $800 more you can upgrade to Arctic Class What's that? Same as coach but the flight staff is penguins [slaps table] SOLD"

"I told her she has a nice ass. As a lady, she looked at me like my mom didn't raise me right. But we all know she'll smile about it in the ladies room."

"If I had to lose any bodypart I'd lose my spine. It's really holding me back."

"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking when you smack it."

"Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road? He was choking the chicken."

"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you!"

"I'm a victim of child abuse Some kid in the park called me ugly"