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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so fat.... ...that scientists measured gravitational waves when she moved."
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"How long is a meter in Spain? A Spanard"
"Why would a dead girl lie? Because she can't stand up."
"That's a nice ham you got there It'd be a shame if someone put an ""S"" in front and an ""E"" behind it"
"Father: How do you like going to school? Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"
"What do you call an online encyclopedia for DJs? A wiki-wiki-wi-wi-wi-kipedia"
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am... I'm not really a mourning person."
"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."
"I like my girls the same way I like my coffee. Without milk."
"Illegal immigration jokes.. are borderline offensive"