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Joke of the Day
"Your momma is so fat.... ...that scientists measured gravitational waves when she moved."
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"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."
"It'd be fun to watch screaming monkeys throw poop at each other today, but it's too cold in DC for the zoo. And Congress is out of session."
"Robocop's guns malfunction. Robocop gets sued for manslaughter. Robocop loses his home. Hobocop."
"Mark Morrison took his new computer back to the Apple store... Return of the Mac."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."
"What is 1000 laughs called? A gigglehert"
"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."
"Trying to make a list of things that are worse than Mondays and all I've got so far is Hitler and Christian Rock."
"What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink? a milkshake"