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Joke of the Day

"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."

"What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas? Secret Satan."

"Attractive person: Hi. Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?"

"I was gonna tell a joke about a pizza but it was way too cheesy!"

"Australians don't have any problems with gender pronouns... Because we call everyone cunt."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."

"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"

"French joke Why are the streets of France lined with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade."

"I put my blood sweat and tears into making this Red cordial"

"The water drought in California is so bad, that someone broke into my cousins house and stole his waterbed."