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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought one of those Dutch ovens, but everything I cook ends up tasting like farts."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar... It could happen"

"Remember when social awkwardness was a bad thing and not what drew us together into online communities of self-loathing and horrible puns?"

"What three things does a woman need to do an oil change on her car? Two boobs and a man"

"One does not know true happiness until he gets married But then it's too late... Source: I heard it in a PS2 Raw vs Smackdown game..."

"Morning wood starts the best fire."

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"

"Girl:want to have a good time Guy:sure Girl:for you its free"

"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"