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Joke of the Day

"What do women and tornadoes have in common? They scream when they come and take the house when they leave."

"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."

"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"I got a new job crushing cans... It's so depressing..."

"Everyone says I should sign up for a 401k but I don't think I can run that far."

"When women reach a certain age they start accumulating cats This is known as many paws"

"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"

"""He bat batly down the bat, but the bat turned bat before he got bat."" Mad Libs with Batman is boring."

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, wouldn't you turn red if you were caught changing in the middle of the street?"

"Losing my virginity was a lot like my first football game Hurt, bloody, but at least my dad came."