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Joke of the Day

"A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling drugs. I've been his customer for years. Didn't even know he was a barber..."

"Two widgets walk into a sidebar... where's the menu? ...my wife's joke :)"

"A man once asked me what autodefenestration meant. Avoiding the question, I jumped out a window."

"What is the difference between a parrot saying ""E equals M C squared"" and most people saying it? Nothing."

"Why will the ghost never succeed in life? He's too eeriesponsible!!!!"

"Someone is selling a rot iron table on Craigslist ..wonder If they would trade for a dictionary"

"We shouldn't point out other people's grammar mistakes because one day it will be you're turn. Yore turn. You are turn. Goddamn it."

"I started to go to yoga today and then I remembered that I could lie on the floor in my own house without driving anywhere."

"Let he who is without selfie cast the first stone"

"Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder"