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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? because you didn't cook it. ^^probably ^^old ^^but ^^I ^^read ^^it ^^for ^^the ^^first ^^time"

"Me: No, you hang up first Pizza Hut: *click*"

"Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job?"

"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""

"First World Problems Mi atocoreect is brokan."

"Sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom."

"And then the God said: ""Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"""

"What did 50 cent say to his grandma after she crocheted him a sweater? G! You knit!"

"Why did the priest dislike geometry? It's sin-ful. [self made joke]"